Tits Ahoy !
Normally, I prefer to watch asses wiggle;
but occasionally, I like to watch titties jiggle.

You know you can get what you want with a simple flash;
I prefer a heaping handful to smoking hash.

I prefer them big, but they have to be natural;
bigger than a handful’s bad is not factual.

Chorus:
When you flash those juggernauts, you have got it made;
Introduce them to the world- Tits on Parade !

Put them in a wonderbra or a tube top;
prop them up and you will be impossible to stop.

Don a plunging neckline and all eyes are on you;
the numbers of perfect pairs are far too few.

I appreciate all sizes and all cups;
as long as they’re fairly young, I can’t get enough.

Chorus/Solo

Climax:
There are parades it seems for all sorts of things;
picture the joy a juggy parade brings.

I would eat a hot dog as I watch them all bounce;
All other entertainment this would trounce.

Implement this, it is a source of civic pride;
The March of the Knockers, this will not be denied !