Pigging Ceremony 1: Dirty Sanchez
 
The pigging ceremony begins on graduation from the academy.
How can I be a professional bully? I've found myself a strategy.

I'm not a lawyer, but all the same, I have a license to steal.
I pull people over, on the side of the road, and make them squeal !

Bridge:
To be a cop you must have a mustache and you will get it;
I will give you, your very first one, and you will never forget it !

Chorus:
Squeal ! Squeal !
Squeal like a pig, and know how I feel;
Squeal ! Squeal !
To ruin my day's a pretty big deal.

To serve and protect? More like to harass and to steal !
Your uniform reeks of arrogance, your fate I will seal !

Next we kidnap you and drag you off into the woods;
This initiation isn't done, but it should !

Bridge/Chorus
Solo

Climax:
You've been taught, to establish consent, but now you've got none !
Now the culminating event has begun.

But you in your own handcuffs, and kick apart your legs.
I start sodomizing you, I love to hear you beg !

Officer, now you have a new name- it is Dirty Sanchez !
Now that we've arrested you, your shame is avalanches.

I just did to you what you'll be doing your whole career;
Welcome to Deliverance; welcome to fear !