Slut Pants
 
Are you surprised that I'm,
staring at your ass?
If you were dressed, like Mary Ingles,
no one would give you sass !

You go out in public, and
walk around in leotard;
take some re, sponsibility,
and stop acting like, a retard !

Chorus:
You're wearing slut pants !
Skin-tight jeans, or leggings,
they are all slut pants !
You can wear,
whatever you please,
but don't be surprised,
when I leer at you, in these !

Would you be surprised,
if you were stared at,
walking topless through the mall?
You'd be snatched up,
in the blink of an eye,
and pulled into a bathroom stall.

Now don't get me wrong,
I fully encourage you,
to dress scantily.
But don't you dare,
complain about me,
for doing what comes, naturally !

Chorus/Solo

Climax:
I know you may,
condemn testosterone,
but you should be thankful !
If it were not for the sexual drive,
the human race would die out, it would be shameful !

The way you dress, I know its fashion,
but you're asking to be molested.
You're inspiring lust, take this info,
make sure it gets digested !