Fear the Mullet !
 
You are bald, and you have a mullet;
that's called a scullet;
What's wrong with you?

You are a female, and you have a mullet;
that's called a femulet;
What's wrong with you ?

Chorus:
Fear the Mullet !
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You are Latino, and you have a mullet;
a mullatino;
What's wrong with you?

You have a perm; that's bad enough;
a mullet too?
That's called a permullet.

Chorus

Solo

Climax:
You are retarded; that's bad enough; A mullet too? You are a mulletard.
You're the king shit; you're a shit-kicker; a mullet too? The Alpha Mullet.
You are a methhead; that's really bad; a mullet too? A crystal methullet.
You're handicapped; that really sucks; a mullet too? You're handicapulett.

You are gay; that's your deal, weirdo; a mullet too? A homullsexual.
You are Asian; I am so sorry; you have a mullet? That is kung fullet.
You're into Nascar; that's your deal man; a mullet too? You're in Nascullet.
You like Big Macs; that is not healthy; a mullet too? You like McMullet.