Donkey Punch
 
First off this song isn't about,
me- I'm a loser !
I am not a ladies' man;
I'm more of an abuser.

My friend, Sebastian,
was fucking some slut, doggy-style.
He wanted to leave a mark,
that would last a while.

Chorus:
Donkey Punch ! Donkey Punch !
She'll feel the effect, from my protein-packed lunch.
Donkey Punch ! Donkey-Punch !
I feel this will be unwelcome; call it a hunch.

As Sebastian was bringing,
his slut close to her climax,
what he did next,
I wish I could project up on IMAX.

How to crown his achievements?
Piss in her hair?
Maybe leave a dump on her carpet,
will he dare?

Chorus/Solo

Climax:
Then as she was cumming, he had an epiphany;
he would punch her in the face- a mark for all to see.

He ruined her orgasm, but he came on her back.
He resolved his blue balls, inside his scrotum sac !

Then for good measure, on the other cheek, boom !
After this, he had to ponder, how to resume.

Then he kicked over her garbage can, I spoke too soon;
2 for 1, the donkey punch, and the raccoon !