Serenity Now !
 
I have nerves,
and anxiety,
I swerve,
into oncoming traffic.

A friend, insisted, I go and see somebody.

Chorus:
I went to the psychiatrist, and here's what he told me to say...
(serenity now !)

I get upset,
easily,
I wet, the bed;
but only, when family,
visits me, visits, me !

Chorus:
I went to the psychiatrist and here's what he told me to say...
serenity now !
Serenity Now, Serenity now !
I am a powder keg, ready, pow !
Serenity now !

Climax:
I tried zazaphan, even Olestra, and then herbal remedies;
then I got a therapeutic massage, and I got a social disease.